Monday, December 19, 2005

I am pretty and fun

"I am pretty and fun
I like sheep and rum
If only every plant
were a mistletoe plant
the world would be happy as gum."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a moron and are not pretty. So there. And it make no sense at all.

Anonymous said...

That's hysterical, Bing! It's nice to see you posting. :)

Gregaria said...

Ok, so at first I thought Claire posted that and I was like... wow.

But now that I realize you wrote it, Bing, I think its fabulous! Good job.

Congratulations on posting!

Fiona S M Bernhoft said...

Thank you... Deirdre and I co-wrote it, since I had nothing better to post at the time. It's nice to be here though!

Anonymous said...

Heh heh.... Bing wrote the first line, and I wrote the rest. I had some other fun addends, but decided against them.

Anonymous said...

haha! I knew Bing couldn't have written the entire thing. Did you give up after the first line, darling? You know writing poetry isn't good for you. ;) Have a nice winter everyone.

PB said...

sheep and rum?
how come?

And I hope you realize you rhymed "plant" with "plant."

Anonymous said...

YAY BINGY!!! Happy day, caloo calay. I love that from you. Oh, PTB, poetry can rhyme with pretty much whatever it wants to! Excellent post, bing.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and PTB, it's not really s'posed to rhyme. It's just like in that one poem, whatever it's called. :) So... it's an even better poem on second reading, Bing. Congratulations.

Tim said...

Nice.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. Patrick, hush. It's like something E. A. Poe would use as a rhyme.